In hospitality, people vacation where you live. And so when I stay home from work it’s like a double vacation.

“I'll bring "The Hammer," let's have a Thorsome.”

“When someone insults me, I simply shut down. Then I open back up at 9 am the ne…”

“I like watching people stretch in the park. It's my new favorite pastime since …”

“I’ll write the time on my wrist, and I’ll cover it up by wearing a watch.”