In middle school, Renaldo was voted most likely to vote in a Presidential election. But he was the most obvious choice to receive that accolade, since he was the only 17-year-old at school.

“I want to leave a legacy. I'll leave him in the trunk, tied up, at a parking ga…”

“As long as you are wearing a hat made out of shingles, you’ll always have a roo…”

“If you can hear me, brush your teeth as a sign and signal. This will let me kno…”

“There was fried chicken in the litter box, so I helped myself and took a shit. …”