In my dream, the passenger seat of my car was a toilet. I guess I was on my way to pick up a politician.

“A brick could be used as motivation to acquire more bricks. Hey, I’m just tryin…”

“I put my deodorant on like I’m painting my armpits with a paintbrush. Art is ev…”

“Dialogue between two characters, each of them different forms of karate, might …”

“The smell of sex always reminds me of summer youth camps growing up.”