In my life I haven’t done anything worth writing about, but that’s OK. That’s why I write fiction.

“My favorite thing isn’t being the favorite to win—it’s being the underdog.”

“Bricks, bricks, and bricks could be given away at the Olympics, instead of gold…”

“A great band name would be Tickling Whiskers. Especially if the lead singer is …”

“I don’t put my name and address on the return address section of an envelope. I…”