In politics, I don’t know which came first, the rubber chicken policies, or the eggheadedness.

“A brick could be used as a substitute for my father. I hate to admit it, but I …”

“Jack and Hilda went up the hill to fetch a mountain of valley.
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“Sometimes we can’t see what’s right in front of us, because it’s behind us, and…”

“She’s not showing any interest in me and she looks like she doesn’t want to be …”