In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense.

“I once got attacked by a bearskin rug, two days before it was a rug.”

“I asked her if she’d give me all her love, and she flatly said no. I got excite…”

“I sent a message silently, through body language and body odor.”

“I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. And I didn’t even tr…”