In the middle I want to be at the end, at the end I want to be in the beginning, and in the beginning I want to be in bed.

“Lost dog. Looks like a chicken. If found, do not attempt to feed it scrambled e…”

“Yesterday led me to today, which will lead me to tomorrow. Follow me, but stay …”

“I wish I had money now. If only I’d saved my allowance growing up, instead of s…”

“When I smell small, my nose gets clogged up. Think what would happen if I whiff…”