In the midst of the mist lies a mystery that only The Mythical Mr. Boo can solve. Nothing is more mystical, more foggy, and more less than love, so in matters of the heart I turn to him, because he isn’t real.

“The quickest way to become an interesting person is to show interest in others.”

“Some people use laughter as a weapon. It's all very funny until someone loses a…”

“I like cup holders—in cars, as well as in jockstraps.”

“We’re distant cousins. He’s my first cousin, but he’s 5,000 miles away. And he …”