In the name of freedom and redistribution of wealth, I’ve decided to grow a beard on my chest.

“I am the man of your dreams. Go back to sleep.”

“I keep a pen clipped inside the right pocket of my jeans in case I’m ever attac…”

“I often laugh at a dog that chases its own tail. But aren’t there some people o…”

“A brick could be used to say hi to Pink Floyd.
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