In the spirit of slumber parties, I want to have a sleepover and invite only narcoleptics.

“I saw a mummy in a movie once, and I’ve got to say I love George Harrison’s sty…”

“I wish I had a crystal bowl to see into the future with. Every morning I would …”

“Obviousism—I would give you a definition, but the definition would only be an e…”

“I only need to write about 3,000 one-liners a day to produce a million jokes a …”