In the throes of passion, I threw out an I love you. Did I mean it? Does a dictionary mean what it says?

“People always say I have hands as large as the Roman Empire. I guess it just go…”

“I think astronaut's helmets need to have Viking horns affixed to the side, to l…”

“Some people wish they could have invented the wheel. But I’m trying to reinvent…”

“I’d scale the tallest tree, just to surreptitiously watch you sunbathe naked. S…”