In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical.

“I want to go to Martha’s Vineyard. I have an aunt named Martha. And an uncle by…”

“Don’t try to pull the wool over my eyes. You can’t fool an old sheep like me. T…”

“It’s not true that selling stolen goods has no overhead. Prison’s got a ceiling.”

“I’m lyrically illiterate. Actually, more accurately, I can’t read music.”