Inappropriate interview question #13: Can I call you Kitten Tits?

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“My last name should be “Why,” because it is my destiny to question everything, …”

“The reason I make things so complicated is simple: Because I like being the unc…”

“I had to sell my cigarette boat, for fear it would cause cancer.”