Instant gratification takes too long.

“And when you're young you want to fit in. Hell, I still want to fit in with cer…”

“And not that it matters, but my mother is not a lesbian! She's just a really, r…”

“One of the things that baffles me (and there are quite a few) is how there can …”

“...I thought you had to go to Iraq to get post traumatic stress disorder. And y…”