Instead of being the A/V dweeb about to ask the head cheerleader to the prom, I was the finished-second-place werewolf about to ask the vampire's wife to shack up and procreate. Nice.

“Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.”

“Enjoying the bouquet while resisting the wine." -Edward”

“I'm a pro at weird.”

“Edward: «Be'...». Fece una pausa, e poi riprese di slancio a parlare. «Ho pensa…”