Ireland is probably named the “Emerald Isle” because there are lots of precious stones found there, such as sapphires and rubies.

“I have a double-breasted suit. It’s got four nipples stitched on the front (two…”

“In a dream, in her head means in my head, as I have unrestricted access to her …”

“I guess I should be thankful. Full of thank. But what is thank? I can't eat tha…”

“I suspect I’ll be suspicious for my whole life that Saturday night is sleeping …”