-Is he dead?

-Gosh I hope so, because I went to a lot of trouble to dig his grave.

“If my last name were Bedient, I’d want to Irishize it and have you call me O’Be…”

“Everybody loves you, but not as much as me. I love you more than any single per…”

“More than normal. Mornal. Or is it Mormal?”

“When you are the designated buyer, ask for more money than the item costs, so w…”