Is it better to pull someone, or push them to succeed? I have no idea, but will you be my slinky?

“A great way to steal other people’s stuff is to build a vault and have them vol…”

“I’m winning over fans every day. They’re not my fans, but at least they’re losi…”

“Lay your head on my shoulder and massage my buttocks while you cry.”

“I want to publish a book on toilet paper—not only about toilet paper, but actua…”