Is that a ziggurat in your pocket or are you just Mesopotamia? You should know I sell happy-to-see-me's

“I’ve always been a pretty open person, much like a 9-5 store at 6.”

“I’m standing in misunderstanding. I must have just stepped in it.”

“Candy is full of taste. But so is shit, because taste is full of smell.”

“I'm the kind of guy who puts other people first. Particularly if there’s danger…”