Is there a gun that shoots rain? Oh yeah, water guns. How technologically advanced we are!

“Guacamole makes an excellent facial cream. It won’t reduce wrinkles, but I’d su…”

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“To be the best, you have to be willing to do what nobody does. And today, if no…”

“The problem with ebooks is you can’t get booger smears on the pages.”