It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey.....

“Stupid rock gods!” Leo yelled from the helm. “That’s the third time I’ve had to…”

“I just love family meetings. Very cozy, with the Christmas garlands round the f…”

“Leo scratched his head. “Well I dunno about Enchiladas—”“Enceladus,” Piper corr…”

“Leo Valdez deserved a special punishment," she [Khione] said. "I have sent him …”