It doesn’t matter if I don’t have a suit, you should still invite me swimming. That’s the naked truth.

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“What if leaves changed shape as well as color? You can teach a man to fish, or …”

“My asshole smells like burnt firewood, and I’ve got firemen calling me. But I w…”

“I am the orangutan of love. OK, who am I kidding? I’m merely the love monkey.”