It has always been a fantasy of mine to drive a bulldozer. If I had a bulldozer, I could really build up my collection of dirt quickly. Lots of people collect dirt. Most people call them real estate moguls.

“I want to gather up all the ink cartridges in the universe, because somewhere, …”

“Sex and violence: the greatest duo since the Three Stooges.”

“My printer printed off blank pages. Is my printer out of ink, or do I just have…”

“On a unicycle, my tire will tire before I do. I ride for charity. I’m trying to…”