It is possible to be a retard and a politician. In fact, it’s almost a prerequisite.

“A brick could be used to bestow gratitude upon your favorite (or least favorite…”

“The first guy who beats me up isn’t going to pay for it, but the second guy who…”

“Yes, ma’am, I will take seconds. Your dinner tastes like excrement. I scream, y…”

“Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love t…”