It must be awful to be on a team with a superstar, someone much better than everyone else. At least that’s how my teammates must feel about me. But who cares? They’re just my clones.

“Some people read books on musicians, while I read music books. Not books on mus…”

“The doors magically opened without the assistance of modern electronic devices.…”

“Up until I saw the hair in my food, it was delicious. You know, cannibalism isn…”

“On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars…”