It reminds me of something Zelda told her friend about me when she didn’t think I was listening: “I wish he had even half Napolean’s height in ambition. Maybe then he could stand taller and be proud.

“I can taste one sugar crystal, just like I can feel one Cupid (the metric unit …”

“Cats are always there when you need them, asleep, telling you with their body l…”

“I’m running a marathon. I won’t be jogging, walking, or sprinting, but I will b…”

“I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was j…”