It seems that in love, I have no match. It also seems that with firewood, I have no match.

“If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind…”

“If I met a man who had eleven sons, the first thing I’d ask is, Are they all yo…”

“I told her “Have a good weekend.” Then I thought, “Idiot. It’s Sunday night.”

“I live 30 times faster and more intensely than most people, so every year is a …”