It takes maturity and practice and patience to spread chunky peanut butter evenly on crumbly bread.

“I run like I have cirrus clouds for legs and rainbow knees. What is life, if no…”

“I think they should combine the Summer and Winter Olympics and call it the Fall…”

“If you don’t know what love feels like, you’re in luck, because I just finished…”

“Through the fog Orafoura said, “Those people are black.” “I know,” I said, “the…”