It was a cookie, not a crack pipe.

“You do know him, so that's a lame excuse."It was a lame excuse, but it was the …”

“Giving the tortoise a little wave, I kind of felt stupid afterward for doing so…”

“Come on, let’s go meet the guy who thinks he’s my better half . And dear God, I…”

“You’re joking, right?”“No. I’ve been living here for a while—like a couple of y…”