It was only my first AA meeting, but I was certain assaulting a fellow alcoholic wasn't one of those Twelve Steps.

“at points in our lives, we have to choose the hills we’re willing to die on.”

“It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matter…”

“You don't have a license to speed through all those (TV) channels.”

“Well, if you’re a real alcoholic, then where are you stashing it? That's what r…”