Italy: It's been a while since I slept with you, Romano.
Romano: Shut up! You should have at least two beds in your place!
Italy: How weird... I usually sleep together with Germany and Japan.
Romano: [Grabs Italy's throat] You still get along with them!
[Repeatedly bashes his head into his brother's]
Italy: Bro, I can't breathe. Bro, I can't breathe!
[Cut to Germany's office; his phone is ringing. He picks it up]
Italy: Germany, save me! I'm on my bed and my brother is- ow!
Romano: Not there!
Italy: It's stuck! OW!
Romano: Put down the phone, you fool!
Italy: TAKE IT OUT!
Romano: Put it down!
[Line goes dead]
Germany: [Slightly disturbed] His brother's... stuck..."ow"... take it out...
[Germany bursts into Italy's room]
Italy: Italy, are you okay! What's going-!
[He realizes the brothers' signature hair curls are merely tangled with each other]
Italy: Germany, you're late!
Author: Hidekaz Himaruya
![Italy: It's been a while since I slept with you, Romano. <br />Romano: Shut up! You should have at least two beds in your place! <br />Italy: How weird... I usually sleep together with Germany and Japan. <br />Romano: [Grabs Italy's throat] You still get along with them! <br />[Repeatedly bashes his head into his brother's] <br />Italy: Bro, I can't breathe. Bro, I can't breathe! <br />[Cut to Germany's office; his phone is ringing. He picks it up] <br />Italy: Germany, save me! I'm on my bed and my brother is- ow! <br />Romano: Not there! <br />Italy: It's stuck! OW! <br />Romano: Put down the phone, you fool! <br />Italy: TAKE IT OUT! <br />Romano: Put it down! <br />[Line goes dead] <br />Germany: [Slightly disturbed] His brother's... stuck..."ow"... take it out... <br />[Germany bursts into Italy's room] <br />Italy: Italy, are you okay! What's going-! <br />[He realizes the brothers' signature hair curls are merely tangled with each other] <br />Italy: Germany, you're late! - Hidekaz Himaruya](/static/img/quotes/723229.jpg)