It’s a cliff, and I’ll jump, Don’t call it a bluff, or call my bluff. And don’t call me Cliff.

“Most people like winners, but I prefer underdogs. They’re more fun to pet.”

“I want to eat rabbit stew out of an empty turtle shell.”

“I once saw a snake having sex with a vulture, and I thought, It’s just business…”

“Bah, Alzheimer’s. Grandma wouldn’t be so forgetful if she didn’t always have di…”