It’s a comforting thought knowing that no matter how old I get, I can always get older. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “Consumerism has a religious day called Black Friday.” “I got a small package in the mail today, and I thought it was the midget stripp…” “My stomach is my locker. Let me store your lunch for you. You’ll get it back, i…” “No matter how far or long you carry it, my love doesn’t weigh a lot. But if you…”