It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m just a kitten.

“I held open the door for the man who held up the bank. It was the least I could…”

“I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love.”

“Twitter: Up to the minute details that are minute. I’d like to update and reaff…”

“I have a shirt that’s skin tight. It’s made from human flesh.”