It’s a fact that when it comes to dating, men are all visual. Well, except blind men.

“North, south, east, west, I need to find a nude erection to point the way.”

“I made you a logo. It’s supposed to represent you as a person, and that’s why i…”

“When I smile, not only do my ears rise, but so does my listening ability. When …”

“Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aq…”