It’s amazing how nostalgia filters out the bad and focuses only on the good.

“I keep my love in the fridge, next to my meat, because you simply can’t beat it.”

“The great news is I drive like a woman. The bad news is that it’s only when I’m…”

“I’m nothing. I’m just a humble man in a bumblebee costume trying to pollinate w…”

“My children don’t even know my name, and it’s no excuse that they haven’t even …”