It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover.

“It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile, which make sense because …”

“I’m at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. I’m standing on the board…”

“Renaldo once made a sex tape, and even fully erect, he still had to shoot it fo…”

“I’ll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in …”