It's embarrassing that we all just walk through life blindly accepting that scrambled eggs are fundamentally associated with mornings.

“I didn't tell him that the diagnosis came three months after I got my first per…”

“We left. We did not say: Don't drive, You're drunk. We did not say: We aren't l…”

“Objectify women and it's fuckin' on, you'll be dead and gone like ancient Babyl…”

“As I walked up toward the band kids, Ben shouted, ''Jacobsen, was I dreaming or…”