It’s good if you think bad thoughts, because at least you’re thinking. That’s more than most people do.

“The reason it’s hard for men to say “I love you” is because those three words r…”

“Her name is Angela, though she’s no angel. Dad, I can’t believe she replenishes…”

“As long as you are wearing a hat made out of shingles, you’ll always have a roo…”

“Instead of selling other countries weapons, we should sell them candles. Maybe …”