It’s hard to wear a Speedo and pose with an erection. Still, I’ve got to try, every Saturday from 9 am to 8:59 pm.

“If rubber bands played basketball, I’d tell them, You have to be better down th…”

“Love is like being featherless in mid flight and not even wondering if you tast…”

“I was part of a focus group once, but to be honest, I couldn’t concentrate.”

“My girlfriend just bought me a portable toaster. And my birthday’s coming up, s…”