It’s just a dream, I told myself. I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.

“A brick could be used to test my new levitation machine. Still, I’d rather test…”

“I tattooed my name on my buttocks, so you’d know what an ass I am. Also so eith…”

“Sharks are so stupid. They swam right up to the boat, and they couldn’t even te…”

“Just because I liked something at one point in time doesn’t mean I’ll always li…”