It’s just that I learned a while ago that the best way to get people to like you is not to like them too much.

“Long week. Long month. Long life.”

“Finally, I decided that the proper strategy was to stare back. Boys do not have…”

“Sorry, I was awash in the nobility of sacrifice. What were you saying?”

“We always think of language as an immovable object, as this set of codified and…”