It's like there's a filter set up in my brain, except instead of making things better, it twists everything around so what comes out of my mouth is totally wrong, totally different from what I was thinking.

“Juliet!' I whip around but not quickly enough. She's swallowed by the crowd, th…”

“I have had to give up so much, so many selves and lives already. I have grown u…”

“Kiss Kent. Really kiss him, slow and long, somewhere outside--maybe while it's …”

“Hunky Heroes, rescuing distressed women, captive princesses, and girls without …”