It’s my birthday, who could be calling me? Probably my clone, wondering why he hasn’t been born yet.

“If a woman named Ms. Silver won a gold medal, she’d probably be a little disapp…”

“I have a list of pet names for Cap’n so long that it could fill a phone book (i…”

“I'm the only person I know who has slept through a fire drill. Apparently, I pu…”

“Cats are bundles of cute, wrapped in fur and purrs.”