It’s not if, but when I’ll if on you that matters. How does Tuesday at noon sound?

“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. …”

“Spain is 4/5ths pain and 1/5th S. I drank that fifth, and I loved S.”

“I took a shower under a fountain drink machine at a gas station because it beat…”

“If you’re too slow off a red light, I’ll lay on my horn, because I’m a honky. W…”