It’s not lit, it’s literature. Lit is something a book can be, after you’ve decided to burn it. (I suggest you start the fire with my book.)

“I want to merge oven mitts with boxing gloves, so I could effectively, and safe…”

“I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m t…”

“Women, if I understood them half as well as I understand fractions, I'd have sa…”

“Ma’am, I can take either you or your purse, but I can’t take both. And honestly…”