It’s not really masturbating if you’re jacking your clone off. It’s more like politics.

“I had a lead, but nobody caught me, or any other metal.”

“I like wearing gloves made of cheese (Swiss), and then going around asking elde…”

“The only thing better than word of mouth is words of mouth. Give me at least tw…”

“I should invent a stationary bike/electrical generator/phonograph player, so th…”