It's OAT-freaking-MEAL!

“Earth is the crossroads of every possible alien. We're the McDonald's next to t…”

“Humans waste words. They toss them like banana peels and leave them to rot. Eve…”

“Ma nel bene o nel male, avevo legato il mio destino a quello dei terrestri.I te…”

“Death's gruesome face taunts:soulless eyes, crimson grimace.I really hate clown…”