It’s one thing to say you love snakes, but it’s another to actually live the lifestyle. How many people, myself excluded, spend the early morning hours on their belly slithering around their neighbor’s bushes?

“It’s hard to believe an eight-foot tall man can come out of a tight vagina. Obv…”

“It also must be hard to have a wife like Mrs. Indianapolis. She’s in the fashio…”

“When people change, I’m disappointed they’re not who I remember them being. And…”

“If love had its limits, and those limits tasted like lasagna, could you see you…”