It’s possible that I couldn’t handle the truth, but I sure wouldn’t mind fondling it to find out.

“I need to get my wedding ring resized, because it still fits tight around my ne…”

“A brick and a blanket could be used to replace the words yes and no. But which …”

“My business associate said, “OK, Jarod, let’s talk turkey.” And I said, “If you…”

“Bricks could be used to fill my empty trophy cabinet. But first I’ve got to win…”